!Wednesday, May 10, 2006
ROBOTS.
Robots
mw.com says:
Main Entry: ro·bot Pronunciation: 'rO-"bät, -b&tFunction: nounEtymology: Czech, from robota compulsory labor; akin to Old High German arabeit trouble, Latin orbus orphaned
1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically
Robots have the brainpower of a million watts (if that is how you measure brainpower) and the memory space of 5000000 gigabites, even gmail cannot beat. They absorb information with the use of a computer by sticking their pinkies, which are electronically sensitive, into the USB port. That is why robots tend to have very short pinky nails.
Robots are also capable of scoring extremely high for any amount of tests within the space of one week, and can undertake stress without drinking the much-publicised Brands Essence or ginseng. Upon uploading information on their memory spaces, they can then proceed to regurgitate it at the speed of 1000 words per minute to unsuspecting victims, only stopping for a breath of air.
Emotion-wise, however, robots tend to tilt towards 'lame' and make the most funny jokes when they are least suspecting it.
SPOT THE ROBOT!
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ROBOTS.
Robots
mw.com says:
Main Entry: ro·bot Pronunciation: 'rO-"bät, -b&tFunction: nounEtymology: Czech, from robota compulsory labor; akin to Old High German arabeit trouble, Latin orbus orphaned
1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically
Robots have the brainpower of a million watts (if that is how you measure brainpower) and the memory space of 5000000 gigabites, even gmail cannot beat. They absorb information with the use of a computer by sticking their pinkies, which are electronically sensitive, into the USB port. That is why robots tend to have very short pinky nails.
Robots are also capable of scoring extremely high for any amount of tests within the space of one week, and can undertake stress without drinking the much-publicised Brands Essence or ginseng. Upon uploading information on their memory spaces, they can then proceed to regurgitate it at the speed of 1000 words per minute to unsuspecting victims, only stopping for a breath of air.
Emotion-wise, however, robots tend to tilt towards 'lame' and make the most funny jokes when they are least suspecting it.
SPOT THE ROBOT!